The Babbling Chronicles

I know, I know. I never post. Here's some inspired hilarity from the fledgling, but nevertheless already brimming with Wrong, fandom that is Panic! At The Disco. Real people are involved, and I bet they wish they weren't. Poor little boys, so young and so cute and so attractive to stupid girls with an internet connection.

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16 year old Cloey Richards stood in front of the mirror starring into the eyes of her pale heart shaped face. Her shoulder length black hair slung over the shoulder of her slim frame. A knock on the door brought her back to reality. She took one last look into her vivid green eyes then turned and started towards the door. Twisting the door knob, she pulled and came face to face with one of the many people who lived in her 3 story house.

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She started examineing her reflection. She was wearing a new dress she had been saving up for for months. It was a knee length black flowy dress. It clung to her body at the top and down to her waist but they rest was lose. It was cut into a spagetti strap design that criss crossed in the back. She had fishnets on underneath with black lace up boats.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...The Fear. Otherwise known as My Little Pony fanfiction.
I'm serious, and - and here's the thing - so are the authors. Mocking them just for their odd taste in fandom would be pointlessly cruel. So I'm not.
It's not that long, as media_babb posts go, but it is rather wonderful.

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All her life Celeste dreamed of something more. Something that would never exist but only in her dreams. Thats what her mother called her, a everlasting dreamer. It was never enough for Celeste, the pale blonde beauty who could have whatever she wanted. She grew up surronding herself in a fanasty world.

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She never forgot that there was something more out there for her. Something that waited for her just around the bed.

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King Blue Bow: Hes Ivy's mate. He has a pale blue coat , dark blue tail and mane , his symbol is a blue bow and he has blue eyes. He allways wears his mane tide up in a bun with his forlock slightly draping over his eyes. He enjoys sports and carving wood.
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I was planning on reopening this with another look at the secret black and midnight hags of Van Helsing fandom, but then, scrolling through ff.net, something caught my eye. And it was 'King Arthur - 1139 stories'.
Oh dear.

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from summary :
AU King Arthur. The Knights are now modern day men and working together in the Special Victims Unit of San Francisco's Police Department.

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"So does that mean you have know idea, or you just won't tell us." Lancelot spoke still staring at her.

"I have some idea yes, but i'm not sure yet. Look, i'm not happy about haveing to marry you all off but it's best that Camelot has heirs in the future, if it doesn't then it will never surive." Galahad walked over to her and gave her a hug, he knew she was in a tight spot. Arthur squeezed her hand in a silent way of telling her that every thing would be ok. Galahad bowed and took his leave, all of the knight tried to reasure her that they weren't mad at her and that they didn't blame her. Arthur soon left so only her and Lancelot was left. She took a deep breath and tried to clear her mind.

"Are you all wright?"
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But if I did, one of them would have been to resurrect this.
Hi, guys. I'm sorry about the last six months. I started college and it really was all I could do for some time to manage that, and then you know how it is - the longer you leave something, the more you cringe at the thought of going back to it. But media_babb is no longer to be stuck under the metaphorical sofa of my life. It's back! Or at least, it's about to be. I hope some of you are still out there. :)

Requests for fandoms are always welcome. Otherwise I might start with another look at Van Helsing, I think, if that's all right with you. The world of vampire-related movie fic is, after all, a bottomless pit of awful...

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Before I do this week's entry I'd like to draw your attention to the already wonderful wonka_babb. Updated at weekends, does just what it says on the tin, saves me from having to trawl though bad Charlie fic myself - what's not to love?

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Fandom : The Nightmare Before Christmas - I thought I should get this in before all the awful Charlie fics start...

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A rag doll girl sat on the floor thinking of different ways to scare the creatures of Halloween town. That’s all her father’s associate wanted her to do when it was getting close to the holiday of Halloween. She was 19 and was soon to take over the freighting holiday.

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It was summer break and the Trio was extremely bored. Lock was sitting on his bed listening to heavy metal when Barrel came in to give him a letter.

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“So Lock are you going to have them come?” Shock said, “I would love to meet your mom.”

“I don’t know,” he said, “I do kind of miss them, but I don’t know if I want to see them again, I was tortured with them especially by my brothers. Well I’ll think about it.”( Read more...Collapse )

Fandom : Van Helsing. Oh boy. Haven't even scratched the surface of this one, believe me.

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There was banging. She thought it was her dream. More banging...then BANG! Gabrielle sat upright in her bed. What on earth is going on? Quickly, she climed out of bed and put on black breeches and a blue tunic. The noise sounded like it was coming from the kitchen. She threw her hair up in a loose ponytail and checked herself in the mirror. She was pleased. Her wavey brown hair was rich in texure and color. The most exquisit feature on her face was her green eyes. They shined with mischeif and dazzle.

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Summary: Basically, most of the main characters are trying to get revenge on someone. Hence the title. Van Helsing’s great, great, great, great, great granddaughter, Salena, has tried to live life simply ever since she retired from a secret life with the B.P.R.D., Burial of Paranormal Research and Defense, after a run in with a vampire. (I don’t own that. I think the creators of Hell Boy do.)

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She has long, muti colored hair. It’s got brown, black, red, even a little blonde, and the right level of curls. AND IT’S ALL NATURAL! That’s one reason I hate her, but not the main reason. And her eyes, they’re a dark, dark hazel that’s part brown, blue, and green. Fair tanned skin, and a slender, muscular form. Me I have wavy/curly, blonde hair, and baby blue eyes. I admit I do have some fat on me, but she does to, just not a lot.” She pauses a moment before continuing to think.

“Unlike her I have pale skin and freckles. The biggest difference though is our clothes. She looks like an angel since she wears a lot of white shirts and blue jeans. I, on the other hand, wear black. Just and only black. Guess what I am. Duuh! I’m gothic. Haven’t you figured that out. Some people never listen."( Read more...Collapse )

Fandom : Shakespeare. Yes, that's right, Shakespeare. You might think that fanfiction.net is full of lengthy and intelligent essays on the content of the works of the great WS...well. You won't if you've ever been there. Putting the 'bad' in 'bard' since the 1990s...

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from the summary :
What if Juliet never really died when she stabbed herself at the monument? What if she was really a vampire who now in modern day worked as a theif? And what if she met up with a club owner and a mysterious young assasin when she returned to Verona?

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It was then Mercutio realized that he had to get out of Verona quickly. Seeing the ‘dead’ walk among the living was not a good sign for them. Part of him wished he’d been human and Tybalt had run him through but another part was glad that Romeo bit him. He grinned at the memory. It was a sexy bite because indeed, Romeo was a very sexy werewolf.( Read more...Collapse )

Have been in America for the last week and a bit, so sorry to have missed a couple of weeks; as an apology I shall post tomorrow, as well as next Monday. Just wanted to reassure you that I hadn't forgotten about this. The quest continues. Once the jetlag has gone. :)

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Fandom : League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: The Movie (Slightly late, I know, sorry.)

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Have you heard of Dracula? or heard about his many,countless wives?
Well you ask the question,"Did they have any children?" or "Did Dracula or any of his wives have siblings?"
Well I'll tell you.Dracula nor his wives had any siblings,but they did have children.All together there were 4 of them.
Alaskia,the eldest,was 400 years old.Alucard,the second eldest,was 350.
Mina,the third eldest,was 200 & Sara,the youngest,was 150.

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They way they used to live was of the victorian glories of London.While having the Dracula fortune,they were incredibly wealthy with velvet clothing and fine shoes.
Just before the riot came to Dracula Mansion,Draculas family was having a great time having tea. ( Read more...Collapse )